So I have the great fortune of dating an awesome man who has an awesome job working on the television show Cosmos, and while at the Christmas party for said show, I got to meet the one and only Neil Degrasse Tyson. (Not to mention I also met and danced with Bill Nye, yes, the science guy, and yes, my aol SN was BillNye45 when I was in 8th grade, so that was exactly as thrilling as you’d imagine.)
NDGT mentioned he liked comedians, and I told him I write funny songs, and asked what I should write a song about, and he said to write one about how Pluto is sad to not be a planet anymore. So I did. And here it is.